Sex toys are not that bad right? They can enhance masturbation, improve your sexual health, spice up sex with a partner, and it fulfill fantasies and fetishes! And at this age, the accessibility to a sex toy is just a click away, they are everywhere online, especially from your favorite e-commerce sites, such as Amazon, Ebay, Alibaba, and Lazada. But then sometimes it gets out of hand, the “Need” creates “Weird”, especially on the part “Fulfilling Fantasies and Fetishes” part. Some are funny, and most will make you say ‘What the fuck?”
I Present to You The Weirdest & Funniest Sex Toys!
1. Sex Tounge
Mimics the stimulation during cunnilingus.
The male version of the chastity belt, but a very different purpose.
It prevents a full erection of the penis. For those who are into sadomasochism.
Feeling nostalgic on your Thailand trip?
A $15,000 24-carat gold-plated vibrator from Lelo.
And they also have a $7,500 Stainless steel Version for those who are short on cash
Bacon-Flavored Condoms! These are definitely not haram.
“Pliable Latex dong fits comfortably on the head of the user,
freeing up hands…and tongue, for some serious orgasmic bliss!”
Looks like a mutated monster from the witcher game.
8. Horse Dildo
A Fucking 18.5 Inch Horse Dildo!
9. Alien Dildo
An alien dildo that lays eggs inside your vagina, fortunately, no chestbuster will burst out of you.
10. Anal Scope
I have no words….
Ever wanted a great sensation while f*cking a foot? The Vajankle is for you!